Pallies Honors Fallen Soldiers By Beating Some Ass

Written by Onia

Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:12

Freya 3e victory

When I woke up this morning, still wearing shoes and vaguely reeking of beer, I commenced my normal morning routine of checking my e-mail while brushing my teeth (laptops are awesome). As I was eliminating the last remnants of my Memorial Day barbeque with Cool Mint Listerine, I noticed an e-mail in my inbox entitled "Freya 3e," which contained screenshots of some Pallies standing around in a forest like jerks (SEE ABOVE). The body of this e-mail simply read: "here you go."

I did about 35 seconds of detective work, after which I deduced that this was my guildmates' subtle way of requesting a front page update to announce completion of the Knock, Knock, Knock on Wood achievement.

Given that I was neither sober nor present for the raid, and thus entirely unqualified to write about it, the best I can offer you is a half-assed guess at what may have taken place, that I wrote in about a minute and a half. Here is a summary of what probably happened:

[Raid Leader] [Aginar]: okay guys, we're going to try freiya 3e

[Raid] [Mythrandir]: omg wutz freiya??

[Raid Leader] [Aginar]: freya, whatever, spelling boss names correctly is lame

Aginar has initiated a readycheck.

[Raid Leader] [Aginar]: ok everyone's ready, let's go

[Raid] [Suzkin]: wait, hang on guys, i have to pee

[Raid] [Earthshaker]: didn't you just pee 4 minutes ago?

(several hours later...)

Freya down after SOME UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF TIME, NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.

[Raid] [Hughheifer]: sweet!

[Raid] [Ox]: awesome job!

[Raid] [Mythrandir]: can i go to bed now?

[Raid] [Suzkin]: one sec on loot, have to pee again

Congratulations to all who attended! Now to cure this hangover with more beer.

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Mysterious Stranger - Waita minute...

|2009-05-27 09:34:08

Everyone knows Suzy never stops peeing!

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