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 Now, this is a story all about how Two Ulduar keepers got their asses beat down, And I'd like to take a minute, Don't go too far, I'll tell you how we became the kings of a place called Ulduar.
On a spring Wednesday night, we formed a raid. To Thorim's arena, is where we brought our little brigade. Kickin' ass, fightin' and smitin' all cool, And all killin' some trash mobs, droppin' them like fools. When a titan with issues, Who was under Yogg's spell, Starting thinking he was gonna give us hell. We reached Thorim real quick and his wife got scared, She said, “I'm gonna help you beat up those stupid jerks down there.”
We walked over to Hodir and when we came near, We dropped him so fast that Rambone spilled his beer. If anything I could say that this cache was rare Cuz there were Emblems of Conquest and phat epix in there!
We pulled out of the instance 'bout 11 pm And we yelled to those keepers, “Till we meet again!” We looked at our progress Yes, sweet vict'ry was ours Pallies sat on their thrones as the kings of Ulduar. SUMMARY FOR THE HIP-HOP CHALLENGED: We beat both Thorim and Hodir's hard modes last night! Grats to all who attended! Also, I am pretty sure there is something deeply, deeply wrong with me.
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